(Source: peachesandkitty)
(Source: peachesandkitty)
In case it gets shut down
temporaryor we get burried alive under ads or even if aNYONE OF YOU GUYS DELETES TUMBLRIt’s been a pleasure and i think we all have had a great time here
In case it gets shut down
temporaryor we get burried alive under ads or even if aNYONE OF YOU GUYS DELETES TUMBLRIt’s been a pleasure and i think we all have had a great time here
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
BEST MOM
I’m crYING
THIS IS THE OTHER PART OF MY LIFE
(Source: ambitiouspants)
I swear to god, it’s like they do it on purpose.
I’ve been so distracted by Jensen’s hips that I never noticed that little smirk on Misha’s face.
that smirk is literally saying ‘work it, baby’
nodding his head in approval
(Source: seinfeldworld)
once i had to work on a school project with my teacher using my laptop and i forgot i had a picture of a naked man opened last night so when i turned on my computer me and my teacher stared at this picture
(Source: kinda-egbert)
(Source: theatredreams)
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
☾ ☾ ☾
(Source: m-a-r-a-c-u-y-a)
steinlo
Nairo
growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
(Source: dysphoriadaughter)
fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
fear that real life people find me on the internet.